blam-bitchpuddin:

Mag:  ”What’s up, Doc?

Jeff: “S-space.  You know what’s up there.  Oh you meant me.  I’m- I’m great.  Just, you know, p… praying.  What are you doing?”

Mag: “Me?  Nothing.  So… praying?  Huh.  What’s that?”

Jeff: “Book of verses.  Nothing that would interest you.  It’s not a gun.

… and Joffrey caught an eye full of her full and pale water balloons. 

Mag: “Well here’s your first problem.  You can’t call them water balloons.  Tits, titties, fun bags, boobs, blinkers, or bongos, sure.  But water balloons is not sexy. You look like a bosoms kind of guy.”

REBLOGGING MYSELF IDGAF BECAUSE JEN, JEN, JEEEEEENNNNNN!!!