December 2011
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Of course I have [had sex with men]. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. I’ve played...
– Tom Hardy.
I love this for so many reasons. Mostly though, its because after he said this his publicist completely flipped out and tried to play it off like he was talking about a role. Please. Tom Hardy clearly doesn’t give a shit what people think of his sexuality, and I think that’s bad ass.
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I actually love this whole Tumblr v. Missing E nonsense. Because I get to go on using Missing E as a small form of rebellion. Do you know how rare that is? It’s like stealing all the creamers when I go out to eat. TAKE THAT ESTABLISHMENT.
THE CREAMERS AND THE SUGAR!
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butamibovvered:
I think my problem with the message is that it just seems like Karp is representing Tumblr as: There’s nothing wrong with it. Why change or add things that would enhance it. But let’s point out that some guy who has taken his own FREE time to make tumblr better is raging against the machine. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.
Um would I rather have reply to replies than...
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reblog the importance of being earnest, lose a follower. i’m sorry that oscar wilde offends you so much.
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when msn is being a tool and not letting you sign on.
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New Year's Resolution!!
gothambound:
Quit snorting cocaine.
Stop having asthma
Marry Molly and Ryan Gosling
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This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...
– Gary Provost (via lowkeys)
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When your only female character exists to be battered and abused, that is lazy...
– Monica Byrne.
Zing.
(via mehreenkasana)
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gothambound:
blam-bitchpuddin replied to your post: o god
blam-bitchpuddin replied to your post: o god
NO. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE. WE HAVEN’T MARRIED RYAN GOSLING YET. I TOLD YOU TO DRINK SOME FUCKING ORANGE JUICE!
I’M OKAY NOW, BB!! The doctor said even though I was horrible yesterday, my recovery is going smoothly and much quicker than he anticipated. I AIN’T GOIN’ NOWHERE, WE STILL...
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The art of photobombing, by Nathan Fillion:
swarleystinson:
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I always knew I was a bird. What kind, I didn’t understand until later. I...
– nonhumanquotes:
No seriously though, what the fuck. You’re not a fairy or a swan. I’m actually really worried about where our society is going based on this shit.
(via golden-notebook)
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive — and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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caseyaflac replied to your post: caseyaflac replied to your post: caseyaflac…
#setting myself on fire
quierer replied to your post: caseyaflac replied to your post: caseyaflac…
dang gurl.
and suddenly all my dreams were realized.
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caseyaflac replied to your post: caseyaflac replied to your post: + brb going to…
gurl please i could find winners to tag #ripping your fucking face off and shoving it down your throat
oh i would never think to doubt the power of the mal. but i’ll save you the trouble because i’m sure you mean this gem of a photo:
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brb going to your facebook
yes. go to facebook. where the only recently added photos involve me looking hot and sweaty and drunk. if that’s not sexy, i don’t know what is.
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is it time for a new tumblr layout? yes. i think it is. because i feel like my tumblr needs to change with the upcoming new year.
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my new goal in life: to have pictures posted of me on tumblr with captions like these:
#YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE AND THEN THROW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF YOU BASTARD
#your face makes me feel things
#i can’t deal with your perfection
#i seriously fucking hate you
#fuck you’re attractive
#congratulations on your face
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notlellathellama:
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Explaining Gay Rights
lgbtlaughs:
[by nevermoreFTW @ Reddit]